Welcome to Sven Barth's Netherlands.
This is what the world has come to: attention spans so short that before you even get to a punchline, the audience has lost interest in the joke. I have ditched the chorus in favor of telling a story, making every song no longer than 60 seconds. However, the weight of every word can only be felt upon repeat listening. Sex is the "raison d'etre" of the entire world. Each song is a masterpiece, and the canon I have created can only be judged by future generations, I truly believe this. I also know I am the only person on Earth capable of creating this... Why? Because, every song is about me, and I'm the world's foremost expert on that subject. Enjoy, it's free...